When I become a weasel!!

If you don't know what a weasel is then I recommend you should stop reading right here, borrow the book " The way of the weasel" from Scott Adams, read the book and then come again on this blog to read the rest of the artile.



Now for the intellectual crowd who managed to reach the second para of this blog, I suggest you should find something else, more important, as with my previous blog history, this is again going to be a tripe that you would mostly want to forget.



Now if you are really a loser who come to this section of the blog, as you could not find any thing "more" important (as I suggested in the second para) then more than anything else, I symphathise with you. But you will be rewarded with the god gifted boredome which I and you share.



Until now in my career, I always complained that I am the biggest victim of the weasles. I have been harassed by weasels in every position being my superior, my collegue or my subordinate. I was beaten by them and I was flushed by them. There was a time when I wanted to retire (I am only 28 BTW, but married) beause I thought jungle is a better place than the corporate.

But only recently I noticed that I am slowly beoming the part(more of portion) of the herd. I like to play with my victims, and someday I will flush them as well. Example of my playfullness with my victim:

Victim: uh-oh..do you know how to submit this job and check the values.
Me: Oh..this is easy..you just need to borrow some tri nitro glycerine and mix this with some soda and then through the stuff to the customer for asking the values.
victim: do you think this will solve the problem.
me: well, it did for Osama.

Then I laugh out bigtime saying I was just kidding and you don't need soda, you can also mix it with simple water. By this time my victim understands that I am not going to help him and he says:

Victim: well thanks!!
Me: glad I could be of some help. If you couldn't find nitroglyerine yourself, just let me know and I will give you some more "explosive" alternates.

My ultimate goal is to coat my self with 100% non penetrative weasle fur so that my only aim (and inentive) for coming to office would be hunting (of my victims).